Kleptomaniacrow Uke tab by Madilyn Mei

[Intro]
F#m

[Verse 1]
F#m    E     A
Kleptomaniacrow
D         A      E
Following me wherever I go
F#m           E             A
Hoping I'll drop something so
D          A          E
He can add to his collection
F#m           E         A
He likes the shiniest things
D          A         E
Dangling trinkets, coins and beads
F#m               E        A
Offered up some crumbs to eat
D              A        E    
But he didn't seem interested
E   F#m    E     A
Oh, kleptomaniacrow
D          A        E
Why follow I? I've not much stowed
F#m         E         A
Away in my pockets today
D            A         E
You have an eye on my necklace
      E7                A
You start a strange charade, a dance
   D      A     E
A beckon me to follow
    E7             A
So like you always do, I follow
D    A    E
You this time
      E7          A
You lead me far away
        D        A     E
Didn't take you for a tour guide
E7           A
You and I parading by
D              E
Deep into the wood

[Ayayay Section 1]
F#m E A
D   A   E
Ayayayayay
F#m E A
D   A   E
Ayayayaya ah ah
F#m E A
Ay
D   A   E
Ayayayaya ah ah
F#m   E    A
Ah ah aaah ay
D  A  E7
Ooooooh

[Verse 2]
    F#m    E     A
Oh, kleptomaniacrow
D           A        E
Leading me somewhere I don't know
F#m        E          A
And to my horror you led
D        A       E
Me to a body at rest and
F#m             E              A
There I stood shocked by your side
    D          A         E        
For to my surprise, the body was mine
F#m           E         A
Did that mean I was a ghost?
D          A      E
I don't remember dying
    E                  A
And as I stood there crying
     D       A        E
Over my own lifeless body
     E                 A
You felt the time was right to snatch
      D     A         E
The locket you'd been eyeing
   E              A
To my demise, I realized
     D        A        E
Too late and with the pull
     E               A
The corpse had disappeared
              D      A        E
And off you flew holding my soul

N.C.
(A-one, two, a-one, two, three)

[Ayayay Section 2]
F#m     E   A
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
D       E
Ayayayayay
F#m     E   A
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
D       E
Ayayayayay ah ah
F#m   E  A
Ah ah ah ah
D       E
Ayayayayay ah ah
F#m   E     A
Ah ah aaaah ah
D  A  E
Ooooooh oh oh oh
F#m         E  A
Ooh ooh ooh ooooh
D   A  E
Oh oh oh
F#m         E  A
Ooh ooh ooh ooooh
D   A  E
Oh oh oh
F#m         E  A
Ooh ooh ooh ooooh
D     Ddim7
Oh oh oh oh
F#m         E  A
Ooh ooh ooh ooooh
D     A E
Oooh oh   mmm

[Outro]
F#m
F#m        E
"Finders' Keepers"
A            D
Written in chicken scratch
F#m    E
On my tombstone
A
Nice touch, thanks for that
F#m              E
Guess that Grim Reaper
A                D
Knew I'd never grow old
F#m   E               A
Awful funny, sending birds to do your work though
F#m       E
"Finders' Keepers"
A           F#m
You finally have my soul but
D         A
Little do you know
      D
That necklace is
      C#
That necklace is...

F#m        E
"Finders' Keepers"
A          D
Written in chicken scratch
F#m    E
On my tombstone
A     D
Gonna pay for that
F#m           E
Couldn't know better
         A                     D
Who knew Death would come with feathers?
    F#m              E             A             D
Who knew he'd send a greedy beak a'peckin' at my feet?
F#m       E
"Finders' Keepers"
A                F#m
Well you finally have my soul but
D            A
But- where did the crow go?
       D
That necklace is fool's gold