Zombie Apocalypse Uke tab by Kirby Krackle

Intro
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# (This riff is the same as what's play for the verse, but for that I tried to write it out as chords as best I could for simplicity's sake)


    C              Cmaj7             C6   Cmaj7 C6
I'm walking in the mini mart there's food on the floor
              C6 Cmaj7 C6         A
There's carts everywhere, there's blood on the door
       F                            G
I just want to buy some snacks and get back home
          C                    G      C
But these ghouls are trying to eat my bones

C              Cmaj7           C6 Cmaj7 C6
When I finally get home I turn on the TV
C6 Cmaj7 C6                       A 
The undead on the evening news is all I can see
     F                    G
So I pop in a movie and I try to relax
          C          G             C
Listen to me while I tell you some facts

Fact
           A                           D
The Zombie Apocalypse is messing up my week
                G                                     Em
The internet is always down, can't update the Twitter stream
           A                             D
The Zombie Apocalypse, it wouldn't be so bad
          G
If these zombies hadn't bitten my mom & dad
  C           G                    C
I decapitated them and now they're buried in back

      C              Cmaj7             C6   Cmaj7 C6
I called my friend to see if he could come by my place
          C6  Cmaj7  C6               A
By the time he reached my door he was missing his face
  F                           G
I feel kind of bad that I did not let him in
        C               G           C
But without his lips he still had a grin

           A                           D
The Zombie Apocalypse is messing up my week
                       G                                 Em 
It's hard to watch the Daily Show over all the cries and screams
       A                              D
Zombie Apocalypse, I'd rather fight a shark
   G       
I read in a book that you can punch 'em in the eye
    C                G                  C
But sharks aren't my problem, yeah, and zombies are

     F
I've never seen so many girls outside without their clothes on
      A
Normally I'd think that's awesome but it's actually a turn off
          G                               Em
Cause I'm not in to necrophilia, that's a fact
F
Zombies moving slow, I feel like Jackie Joyner Kersey
         A
Like the popular kid in school and everybody wants a piece of me
          G                             C Cmaj7 C6 A F G C G
But they can't, cause I like my pieces intact

     C             Cmaj7      C6  Cmaj7 C6
It's getting kinda lonely out here by myself
C6  Cmaj7 C6                A
Food's running low, there's dust on the shelf
       F                           G        
But at least I have the voices arguing in my head
         C                G        C
Which is much better than being undead