Please Use This Song (for Your Commercial) Uke tab by Jon Lajoie

[Rit. 1]
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Please use this song in your commercial (x2)
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I need the money, so please use this to sell something
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Please use this song in your commercial

[Verse 1]
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A fast food franchise, office supplies
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A brand new hair dye, a dating website
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A suicide hotline, a new way to exercise
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A preview for a movie that is coming out in July
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A political campaign, a new video game
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A medication that you didn't know you should be taking
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Any product any service this is the right song
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Your target audience will be singing and dancing along

[Rit. 2]
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Please use this song in your commercial (x2)
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I need the exposure, my house is in foreclosure
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So please use this song in your commercial

[Bridge]
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Oh to have a song in a national campaign
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Millions would hear my song and they would say
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"Have you seen that commercial?
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You know the one about that thing?
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The song playing in the background is really great!"

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A credit card company, join the military
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A new way to make yourself less hairy
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Life insurance, medical insurance
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Cat insurance, insurance insurance
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Financial institution, the one that took my house
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If you use this song maybe we can work something out
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Any product any service this is the right song
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Your target audience will be singing and dancing along

[Rit. 1]
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Please use this song in your commercial (x2)
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I need the money, so please use this to sell something
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Please use this song in your commercial

[Rit. 3]
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Please use this song in your commercial [x2]
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The music industry's dying, but consumerism is thriving
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So please use this song in your commercial