Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Uke tab by Isaac Hayes

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Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, 
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and 2 or 3 egg whites 
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Half a stick of butter, 
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melted.

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Stick it all in a bowl baby, 
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Stir it with a wooden spoon 
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Mix in a Cup of Flour, 
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you'll be in heaven soon.
 
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Say everybody have you seen my balls? 
They're big and salty and brown 
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up 
Just stick my balls in your mouth! 

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Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls, 
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Stick them in your mouth and suck em! 
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Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls 
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They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you, So suck on My balls! 

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Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate, 
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and half cup of brandy 
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then throw in a bag or two of sugar, 
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and just a pinch of vanilla.

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Grease up the cookie sheet, 
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because I hate when my balls stick 
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Then pre-heat the oven to three fifty
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and give that spoon a lick.

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Say everybody have you seen my balls? 
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They're big and salty and brown 
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If you ever need a quick Pick me up 
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Just stick my balls in your mouth.

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Suck on my chocolate salty balls 
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put them in your mouth and suck them! 
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Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls 
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They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber, Suck on My balls! 

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[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell? 
Smells like something burning 
Well, that don't confront me none 
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday. 

Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..  
Cos I've gotta Sneaking Suspicion.. 
Oh man baby, baby! Baby
You just burnt my balls! 

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Help me, my balls are on fire! 
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Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning! 
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Give me some water, pour some water on me! My Balls are burning!
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Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something! 

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Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls 
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Put them in your mouth and suck em! 
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Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls 
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Put em out baby, Blow em! 

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Suck on my balls, baby! 
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Suck on my balls Baby! 
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Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls 
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Come on baby, hoo, hoo 
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Suck on my balls...