Dinosaur Uke tab by Hank Williams Jr

Verse 1:
        E                              A
Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers
        E                                    A
And they sure don't look like cowboy boots
        E                                 A
And that ain't rock and roll your playin
F#                                      B
And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues

Bridge:
A                         B                   E
Your singing a song about making love to your drummer
A               B                     E
Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on
A                    B           E
And we don't all get in to donna summers
F#                                          B
Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs!

Chorus:                     A   B        E
 Cause you see I'm a di... .... nosaur
                          A     B      E                       
I should have died out a long.. time.. before
                         A    B    E                      
Have Pitty on a di.. .... nosaur
                   F#             B                    E
        Hand me my hat excuse me maam, but where's the door!


Verse 2:
        E A
Used to be I had a lot of fun in the old hangout
E       A
We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights
E               A
Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back!
  F#                                     B
And a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right.
Bridge:
                           A               B            E
And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy
                 A            B             E
And this disco's very strange to my ears
        A                            B               E
Look's like they turned the longhorn into a spaceship
            F#                                   B
And I'll be leaving just a soon as I finish this beer

to chorus: 
        
ending:
                    F#
Give us our hats 
                  B
        Excuse me maam
                    E
        Where's the door!

the end