Sarcasm Uke tab by Get Scared

Dm                             Bb         C
You've got me shaking from the way you're talking
Dm                               Bb     C
My heart is breaking but there's no use crying
       Dm                        Bb           C
What a cyanide surprise you have left for my eyes
         Dm                             Bb          C
If I had common sense I'd cut myself or curl up and die
Dm                      Bb       C
Sticks and stones could break my bones
    Dm                         Bb      C
But anything you say will only fuel my lungs


Chorus:

Dm                                    Bb
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
           C
If this is love I don't wanna be loved
Dm                                 Bb
You pollute the room with a filthy tongue
                          C
Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up
Dm                                    Bb
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
           C                     Dm             Bb
If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck
          C           Dm
Before an audience of death


Verse:

   Dm     
If you could be the corpse then I could be the killer
   Bb                   C
If I could be the devil you could be the sinner
Dm
You can be the drugs and I could be the dealer
Bb                         C
Everything you say is like music to my ears
   Dm     
If you could be the corpse then I could be the killer
   Bb                   C
If I could be the devil you could be the sinner
Dm
You can be the drugs and I could be the dealer
    Bb                         C
Now everything you say is like music to my, music to my ears


Chorus:

Dm                                    Bb
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
           C
If this is love I don't wanna be loved
Dm                                 Bb
You pollute the room with a filthy tongue
                          C
Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up
Dm                                    Bb
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
           C                     Dm             Bb
If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck
          C           Dm
Before an audience of death
Bb          C         Dm - Bb - C
  Before an audience


Bridge:

Dm                        Bb
Failure find me to tie me up now
             C
Cause I'm as bad, as bad as it gets
Dm                         Bb
Failure find me to hang me up now 
      C                                Dm
By my neck cause I'm a fate worse than death
       Dm                        Bb          C
What a cyanide surprise you have left for my eyes
         Dm                             Bb          C
If I had common sense I'd cut myself or curl up and die


Chorus:

Dm                                    Bb
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
           C
If this is love I don't wanna be loved
Dm                                 Bb
You pollute the room with a filthy tongue
                          C
Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up
Dm                                    Bb
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
           C                     Dm             Bb
If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck
          C           Dm
Before an audience of death

Dm                                    Bb
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
           C
If this is love I don't wanna be loved
Dm                                 Bb
You pollute the room with a filthy tongue
                          C
Watch me choke it down so I can throw it up
Dm                                    Bb
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
           C                     Dm             Bb
If this is love I don't wanna be hanging by the neck
          C           Dm
Before an audience of death