Glenn Miyashiro Uke tab by Frank DeLima (Baritone Chords)

Good evening; Surveys show that 85.7 percent of all Japanese males in Hawaii ages 25 to 45 have the first name Glenn. Studies also show that 79.4 of those japanese men named Glenn have the last name Miyashiro. Now of all these Glenn Miyashiros, 53.6 percent are married to a girl who is either named Karen Yamada or Lori Yamaguchi. They live in a townhouse up Pearl City and between them have at least one uncle whose first name is masa ichi but they call him uncle masa. Now these are only a few of the documented facts which demonstrate Glenn Miyashiro is hawaii’s generic japanese male. For example, if you see five local Japanese men walking downtown and you were to call out “hey, Glenn Miyashiro, at least one will turn around. Two of them if you are lucky. Well let’s give it a try, why don’t we. Eh, Glenn Miyashiro?

(women)
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Glenn Miyashiro 
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his name is Glenn Miyashiro 
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Glenn Miyashiro 
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his name is Glenn Miyashiro

(Glenn)
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My name is Glenn Miyashiro. 
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I went to kaimuki high school
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but then I went UH manoa 
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and I went work in one office 
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and I went and got married.
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We had a reception at Queen Kapiolani hotel.

(women)
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Glenn Miyashiro 
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exciting Glenn Miyashiro 
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Glenn Miyashiro 
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the famous Glenn Miyashiro. 

(Anchor, spoken)
Surveys show that Glenn Miyashiro has one troublemaker younger brother named Darryl. 
He has two nephews and one niece: Jason, Justin, and Jessica. 
His sister-in-law teaches at highlands intermediate or ma’i ma’i elementary. 
Glenn’s parents go to Las Vegas every year for vacation and always bring back beef jerky to give to the kids. 
Glenn use to shop Kramer’s but now he goes to andrade’s. He always tucks in his reverse print aloha shirts. 
His first car was a Volkswagen but now he drives a Toyota.

(women)
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Glenn Miyashiro 
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the thrilling Glenn Miyashiro 
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Glenn Miyashiro 
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We all know Glenn Miyashiro

(Glenn - Spoken)
Oh hi. My name’s Glenn Miyashiro. You know they say if you met one Glenn Miyashiro you met them all. 
Well that’s not true. You know I may be common and average and I may be run of the mill but well at least 
well at least umm I at least 

(Women - sung, in parenthesis)
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(his name is Glenn Miyashiro)

My name is Glenn Miyashiro

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(His middle name is Tadashi)

And my middle name is Tadashi

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(He went to japanese school when he was little)

And when I was little I went to japanese school

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(But he never learned nothing)

But I never learned nothing

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(He’s a very boring person)

I can understand a little bit though

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(He’s a very boring person)


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(Glenn Miyashiro)

Well I’m not that boring

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(We all know Glenn Miyashiro)

Maybe I should change my name

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(Glenn Miyashiro)
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(Decisive Glenn Miyashiro)

How about Roy Yamasaki
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(Roy yamasaki)
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(His name is Roy Yamasaki)

Oh maybe not
 
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(Roy Yamasaki)

Change ‘em! Change ‘em!

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(His name is Bob Moritsunu)
F           G
(Roland Kogima)

Roland Kogima!


Fade out with different name suggestions