Handlebars Uke tab by Flobots

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# For the song you can use a simple
# Down, Down-Up, Up, Down, Up strumming pattern!



[Chorus 1]

Dm                            Am
I can ride my bike with no handlebars

    Bb
No handlebars

    C
No handlebars

Bb                           Gm
I can ride my bike with no handlebars

      F
No handlebars
   
      Am7
No handlebars



[Verse 1]

Dm
Look at me, look at me

Am
hands in the air like it's good to be

Bb
alive and I'm a famous rapper

C
even when the paths are all crookedy
 
Bb
I can show you how to do-si-do

Gm
I can show you how to scratch a record

F
I can take apart the remote control

Am7
And I can almost put it back together

Dm
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem

Am
I can tell you about Leif Ericson

Bb
I know all the words to De Colores

C
And I'm proud to be an American

Bb
Me and my friend saw a platypus

Gm
Me and my friend made a comic book

F
And guess how long it took

Am7
I can do anything that I want 'cause look



[Chorus 2]

Dm                         Am
I can keep rhythm with no metronome

   Bb
No metronome

   C
No metronome

Bb                          Gm
I can see your face on the telephone

        F
On the telephone
 
        Am7
On the telephone


[Verse 2]

Dm
Look at me! Look at me!

Am
Just called to say that it's good to be

Bb
Alive! In such a small world

C
I'm all curled up with a book to read

Bb
I can make money open up a thrift store

Gm
I can make a living off a magazine

F
I can design an engine sixty four

Am7
Miles to a gallon of gasoline

Dm
I can make new antibiotics

Am
I can make computers survive aquatic

     Bb
conditions I know how to run a business

C
I can make you wanna buy a product

Bb
Movers shakers and producers

Gm
Me and my friends understand the future

F
I see the strings that control the systems

Am7
I can do anything with no assistance



[Chorus 3]

     Dm                              Am
Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone
  
          Bb
With a microphone

          C
With a microphone

Bb                               Gm
And I can split the atoms of a molecule

F
Of a molecule

Am7
Of a molecule

# insert wild ukulele solo here



[Verse 3]

Dm
Look at me! Look at me!

Am
Driving and I won't stop # pause

Bb
And it feels so good to be

C
Alive and on top # pause and only one strum for the following 4 lines

Bb
My reach is global

Gm
My tower secure

F
My cause is noble

Am7
My power is pure

      Dm
I can hand out a million vaccinations
   
    Am
Or let 'em all die in exasperation

Bb
Have 'em all healed of their lacerations

C
Have 'em all killed by assassination

Bb
I can make anybody go to prison

Gm
Just because I don't like 'em and

F
I can do anything with no permission

Am7
I have it all under my command



[Chorus 4]

Dm                                 Am
Because I can guide a missile by satellite

    Bb
By satellite

     C
By satellite

Bb                                Gm
And I can hit a target through a telescope

             F
Through a telescope

             Am7
Through a telescope

Dm                              Am
And I can end the planet in a holocaust

        Bb
In a holocaust

        C
In a holocaust

        Bb
In a holocaust
   
        Gm
In a holocaust

        Am7
In a holocaust



[Chorus 1]

Dm                            Am
I can ride my bike with no handlebars

    Bb
No handlebars

    C
No handlebars

Dm                            Am
I can ride my bike with no handlebars

      Bb
No handlebars
   
      C
No handlebars

Bb                           Gm
I can ride my bike without handlebars

      F
No handlebars
   
      Am7
No handlebars