20 Dollar Nosebleed Uke tab by Fall Out Boy

[Intro]
F

[Verse 1]
F            E           Dm       F
Have you ever wanted to disappear?

            Gm
And join a monastery

            C
Go out and preach on Manic Street?

           F              E            Dm       F
Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger

       Gm                C
On a passenger plane (passenger plane)?


[Pre-chorus]
           F
Permanent jet lag

E              Dm
Please take me back (please take me back)

C              Bb      C
Please take me back  (woah)

                 F
I'm a stray dog sick

E              Dm
Please let me in (please let me in)

C             Bb
The mad key's tripping

                          C
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings


[Chorus]
           F
Give me a pen

     Am  Dm    F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine

     Bb           F
But don't let the doctor in

    C                     Dm
I wanna blow off steam and

     Am Bb     F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)

     Dm          Dm Edim F
But don't let the doctor

              F Edim Dm
Don't let the doctor in

Dm C Bb    Dm     C
         (Wooah)

F      F Edim F   F Edim Dm

Dm C Bb    Dm   C 



F


[Verse 2]
                F             E       Dm     F
It feels like fourteen carats but no clarity

                   Gm               
When I look at the man who would be king

    C
The man who would be king

              F            A7             Dm      F
Goes to the desert the same war his dad rehearsed

                Gm
Came back with flags on coffins and said,

C
"We won, oh we won."


[Pre-chorus]
           F
Permanent jet lag

E              Dm
Please take me back (please take me back)

C              Bb      C
Please take me back  (woah)

                 F
I'm a stray dog sick

E              Dm
Please let me in (please let me in)

C             Bb
The mad key's tripping

                          C
Singing vows before we exchange smoke rings


[Chorus]
           F
Give me a pen

     Am  Dm    F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine

     Bb           F
But don't let the doctor in

    C                     Dm
I wanna blow off steam and

     Am Bb     F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)

     Dm          Dm Edim F
But don't let the doctor

              F Edim Dm
Don't let the doctor in

Dm C Bb    Dm     C
         (Wooah)

F      F Edim F   F Edim Dm

Dm C Bb    Dm   C 


[Bridge]
F           Am
Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine

Bb          F
Bla bla bla Benzedrine

Bb             F          C
Ba ba ba ba ba Benzedrine ah

F           Am
Ba ba ba ba Benzedrine

Bb          F
Bla bla bla Benzedrine

Bb             F          C
Ba ba ba ba ba Benzedrine ah

     F               E
Only one book really matters

    Dm           D               Gm        C
The rest of the proof is on the television, on the...


[Chorus]
     Am  Dm    F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine

     Bb           F
But don't let the doctor in

    C                     Dm
I wanna blow off steam and

     Am Bb     F
Call me Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)

     Dm          Dm Edim F
But don't let the doctor

              F Edim Dm
Don't let the doctor in


Dm C Bb    Dm     C
         (Wooah)

F      F Edim F   F Edim Dm

Dm C Bb    Dm   C 

          F          E      Dm
Have you ever wanted to disappear?