Drunk On A Plane Uke tab by Dierks Bentley

Intro: G Cadd9 G Cadd9

Verse 1

G                         Cadd9
I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
G                     Cadd9            
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
Em7                     D                  C
I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7a
D
I'm getting drunk on a plane

Verse 2

G                      Cadd9
I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
G                                 Cadd9
Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
Em7                     D                       C
Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
D
I'm getting drunk on a plane

Chorus

G                           Cadd9
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party
Em           Cadd9            G       
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is somethin'
     Cadd9                            Em
sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my
          Cadd9
got a little mile-high flight attention
G          Cadd9         Em              D            
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may
           G                 Cadd9                Em
never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain
              D (let ring out)
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

G  Cadd9  G  Cadd9

Verse 3

G                              Cadd9
We had this date marked on the calendar forever
G                           Cadd9
We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
Em7                         D                            C
I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
D
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

Chorus

G                           Cadd9
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party
Em           Cadd9            G       
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is somethin'
     Cadd9                            Em
sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my
          Cadd9
condition got a little mile-high flight attention
G          Cadd9         Em              D            
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may
           G                 Cadd9                Em
never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain
              D 
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

Verse 4

G                             Cadd9
On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class
G                         Cadd9
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
Em7                            D                      Cadd9
And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
D
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

Chorus

G                           Cadd9
Buyin' drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party
Em           Cadd9            G       
Got this 737 rockin' like a G6 Stewardess is somethin'
     Cadd9                            Em
sexy leanin' pouring Coke and whiskey told her about my
          Cadd9
condition got a little mile-high flight attention
G          Cadd9         Em              D            
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high I may
           G                 Cadd9                Em
never come down I'll try anything to drown out the pain
              D                                 G
they all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane


Cadd9                       G
I'm getting drunk on a plane  
Cadd9                   G
I might be passed out 
Cadd9                   G
in the baggage claim 
Cadd9           G
but right now 
Cadd9               G
I'm drunk on a plane