Misanthropic Drunken Loner Uke tab by Days N' Daze (Baritone Chords)

C                              G
My breakfast was straight out the medicine cabinet

  Am             F
a remedy for the aftermath of my habits

C                  G               Am
sometimes it’s the ones who try to help

              F
that hurt the most

C                                    G   
I feel like we’re playing tug of war and I'm the rope

        Am
and I'm stretched to the limit

        F
but you keep on pulling

    C                 G             Am                F
and I'm gunna lose my goddamn mind, I'm gunna lose my mind


C G Am G F   C G F  C G Am G F   C G F

               C   
I want to hide away in the back of a cave 

                G
at the top of a mountain 

                                        Am
where no one can hear me and no one can see me 

                   G           
so I don’t have to deal with them 

               F
and they don’t have to deal with me 

      C
Cause relationships are overrated 

G
maybe I'm just tired and jaded 

        Am                G                       F
but I'm sorry I just like myself more than I like you 


           C                   G
So call me anti-social call it masturbation 

       Am              F
Either way it’s a solo operation 

C                 G           F
I'm just far more comfortable alone 


                C
It appears that apathy 

               G    Am F
has gotten the best of me 

             C                    G
cause I'm so tired of you talking my ear off 

               Am                    F
about all your problems I just can’t fix 

        C                        G Am F
I don’t appreciate this unwanted company 

         C
and your constant chatter 

G                  Am                  F
reminds me why I’d rather you leave me be 


           C                   G
So call me anti-social call it masturbation 

       Am              F
Either way it’s a solo operation 

C                 G           F
I'm just far more comfortable alone 



[CHORUS]

      Am                  G  
Cause people are ugly and people are hateful 

C               G
destructive and greedy 

      F
we’re proud and ungrateful 

    Am                     G          F
the world would be so much better off without us 

Am
So swallow a bullet 

G
or a handful of pills 

          C          G
we’re all compost in training 

            F
and there’s graves left to fill 

   Am                            G                        F
we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes 

   Am                            G                        F
we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes 


                                       C
It seems that everybody’s always got a bone to pick 

                    G
a promise to break, never again will I make that mistake

Am
Of trusting anyone 

G
trusting anyone 

F
trusting anyone 

           C
This is my misanthropic confession 

G
human beings are a waste of breath and 

Am            G
don’t think I excuse myself 

        F F F F F
I'm an asshole just like you 



[CHORUS]

      Am                  G  
Cause people are ugly and people are hateful 

C               G
destructive and greedy 

      F
we’re proud and ungrateful 

    Am                     G          F
the world would be so much better off without us 

Am
So swallow a bullet 

G
or a handful of pills 

          C          G
we’re all compost in training 

            F
and there’s graves left to fill 

   Am                            G                        F
we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes 

   Am                            G                        F
we distract ourselves to make us feel like we’re not just mistakes 


   C                              G                C (Let the C ring out)
My breakfast was straight out the medicine cabinet.