I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus Uke tab by Danny Gonzalez

4 Chords used in the song: C, Em, Am, G

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Key: C, G, Am, EmChords
C C Em Em Am Am G G x2

[Verse 1]

C C Em Em
Every Christmas I'm a very good boy

Am Am G G
I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjoy

C C Em Em
But Santa never brings the right toy

Am Am G G
I felt like giving up on all this holiday joy

C C Em Em
But if you've seen 'The Santa Clause' you know (you know)

Am Am G G
You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat (oh)

C C Em Em
You can kill him, leave him dead up in the snow

Am Am G G
The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro

And so

[Pre-Chorus 1]

C C Em Em
This Christmas gon' be special to me

Am Am G G
I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key

C C Em Em
I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him, "Please"

Am Am G G
'Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree

[Chorus]

C C Em Em
I wanna be Santa Claus

Am Am G G
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus

C C Em Em
When I hear those reindeer paws

Am Am G G
I'm gonna break the law

C C Em Em Am Am
This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list

G G C C
And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas

Em Em Am Am
Nothing against him, it's just business

G G C C
I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas

[Verse 2]

Em Em
I made a list and checked it twice

Am Am G G
For all the fucks I give about ending Santa's life

C C
And I found none

Em Em
I'll travel at the speed of light

Am Am G G
If I'm Santa now does mean that I sleep with Santa's wife?

C C
'Cause I'm down, son (Yeah)

Em Em
Fire in my fireplace

Am Am G G
Not talking 'bout this flying ship when I say I'mma slay

C C
He gon' die, son

Em Em
I'mma wake up Christmas day

Am Am G G
With all the dopest presents that I forced the elves to make

C C
They're my prisoners

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Em Em
I'll never understand why this is

Am Am G G
The way that they decide who the next Santa Claus is

C C Em Em
How do people not believe that Santa exists?

Am Am G G
In this world, aren't adults concerned about all these

C C
gifts they didn't buy?

[Chorus]

Em Em
I wanna be Santa Claus

Am Am G G
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus

C C Em Em
When I hear those reindeer paws

Am Am G G
I'm gonna break the law

C C Em Em Am Am
This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list

G G C C
And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas

Em Em Am Am
Nothing against him, it's just business

G G C C
I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas

Uke tab by , 12 Jul 2020

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the strumming pattern is DDUUDU. hope this helps!
12 Jul 2020
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