Dick In My Nightstand Uke tab by Dana Hays

10 Chords used in the song: G, D/F#, Am7, C, B, G/C, D, G/B, Am, F

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4
(Intermediate)
Key: EmChords
[Intro]

G G

[Verse 1]

G G
Where does the time go?
D/F# D/F#
Thanks for the nachos and
two-for-one tacos
Am7 Am7
Good thing tequila does what it
does
C C
I didn't catch feelings but I
caught a buzz
G G
Yeah, I see you talking, I'm
D/F# D/F#
over here smiling

'Cause I'm fantasizing about
Am7 Am7
riding my Chevy off into the
sun
C C
As soon as this bowl of
guacamole is gone
B B Am7 Am7
'Cause there's something better
G/C G/C C C
waiting at home






[Chorus]

G G
I got a dick in my nightstand
D D/F7
I can use with my left hand
Am7 Am7
When I'm alone it always treats
me right
C C
Never too tired on a Friday
night
G G
D D/F7
Some girls just want a good man
with a good job and a good plan
Am7 Am7
Picket fence with a little white
G/B G/B C C
house on a hill with some nice
land

But me, I got a dick in my
G G
nightstand, ooh yeah


[Verse 2]


D D/F7
All of my friends think that I
need affection

But I found perfection
Am7 Am7
It doesn't talk when I'm trying
to read
C C
It doesn't poke me when I'm
trying to sleep



[Chorus]

G G
I got a dick in my nightstand
D D/F7
I can use with my left hand
Am7 Am7
When I'm alone it always treats
Am Am
me right
C C
Never too tired on a Friday
night
G G
D D/F7
Some girls just want a good man
with a good job and a good plan
Am7 Am7
Picket fence with a little white
G/B G/B C C
house on a hill with some nice
land

But me? I got a dick in my
G G
nightstand


[Bridge]

Am7 Am7
Yeah, It doesn't get mad at me
D D
When I wanna watch Grey's
Anatomy
Am7 Am7
It won't piss on the toilet seat
C C
Or drag me to an Applebee's



[Chorus]

G G
I got a dick in my nightstand
D D/F7
I can use with my left hand
Am7 Am7
When I'm alone it always treats
G/B G/B
me right
C C
Never too tired on a Friday
night
G G
D D/F7
Some girls just want a good man
with a good job and a good plan
Am7 Am7
Picket fence with a little white
G/B G/B C C
house on a hill with some nice
land



[Outro]


Oh, but me, I got a dick in my
G G
nightstand

You know I do

D D/F7
I see you talking, I'm over here
smiling

'Cause I'm fantasizing about
Am7 Am7
riding my Chevy off into the
sun
F F
As soon as this bowl of
C C
guacamole is gone
G G
Dammit, the batteries are dead

Uke tab by , 27 Sep 2024

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