Hi. (toxic Gossip Train) Uke tab by Colleen Ballinger (Baritone Chords)

Strumming pattern: D-U-U-UDU

[Intro]

G G

G
Hey.

G
It's been awhile since you saw my face.

G7
I haven't been doing so great so it took a little break.

C
so a lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true.

D7                                                                       G
doesn't matter if it's true though, just as long as it's entertaining to you. Right?

G
You guys having fun?





[Chorus]
(pause)
All aboard! 

G                G7
The Toxic Gossip Train!

C                           D7
Chuggin' down the tracks of misinformation.

G                G7
The Toxic Gossip Train!

C                          D7
ya got a one way ticket to manipulation station.

G            G7
Toxic Gossip Train!

C                        D7
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past

G                            E7                          C (one Strum)                     D7 (one strum)
Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps. I won't survive in the crash, but hey.

At least you're havin' fun





[Spoken]
G
Uh, hi everyone. 

G
I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things.

G
um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want so say,

G
I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I want so say, so.

G
Here I am. And, um, today I only want to talk about the facts.

G   (pause)
So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen. Here we go.

G
Many years ago, I used to message my fans.

G
uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest.

G
It was more of a loser kind of way, where I was just trying to be ✨besties✨ with everybody.

G
It's kinda like, uh, when you go to a family gathering, you know? and there's like a weird aunt 

G
there, who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey girl! what's the tea?