Nice Guys Uke tab by Chester See

Gm                          D#                 
Nice guys finish last that's why I'll treat you like trash
A#                              F
It's not what I really want to do
Gm                            D#
but you only date bad guys so I'll give him my best try
A#                               F
To treat you the way you want me to

[rap verse]
Gm 
I never open the door or pull out a chair
D#
You can tell me how your day was but I don't really care
A#
and if you ever get cold, you'll just have to hack it
F
cause I'd be cold too if I gave you my jacket
Gm 
like whoa! you ain't sitting up front
D#
front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk
A#
I never answer my phone whenever you call it
F
and when the waiter brings out the bill, I never reach for my wallet

(Chorus)

Gm
and Imma beat you in every competition
D#
going out with the girls you better get my permission
A#
wait no! I take that back you can't go
F
house starts tonight and that's my favorite show
Gm
Do I look fat in this dress?
D#
Hell yeah! You do!
A#
Wait let me speak your language
F
Cows go mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo, mooo

(CHORUS)

D#             F         A#           Gm
but behind the scenes, she means the world to me
D#                          F            
I wanna tell her that she's beautiful
A#                      Gm
and show her that she's in love
D#                       F
hold her hand when she's scared
A#                 Gm
tell her how much I care
D#                           D#dim (Optional but not Recommended) 
but that won't win her heart because....

(CHORUS)in the end shout "Ho!"(Optional but it's almost a crime not to do it)