A Song About Acne Uke tab by Charlieissocoollike

I don't know what the chords are called but heres what I call them....
Amaj G:4    Bmaj G: 6   E maj G:2  F#maj G:4     F G:2 
     C:2         C: 4         C:2        C:4       C:x
     E:3         E: 5         E:2        E:4       E:1
     A:2         A: 4         A:5        A:7       A:x

                  Emaj          Bmaj
12345678 spots on my face
Amaj
too much acne to embrace
     Emaj     Bmaj    Amaj
the person behind them
Emaj          Bmaj
zits on my back
Amaj
with heads bright white, scarlet and black
Emaj                     Bmaj                         Amaj
in much too much an awkward place to pop them
Emaj              Bmaj
pimples on my chest
Amaj                
Probably there because I'm stressed
Emaj                  Bmaj                 Amaj
about the people talking behind my back
               Emaj           Bmaj
about the spots on my face
    Amaj       
the ones i wish i could erase
Emaj           Bmaj                                 Amaj(strum slows to a short stop)
just like the so called friends that like to tease me about them

Emaj              Bmaj
Clearasil and freederm
Amaj             Bmaj
sitting in my bathroom
      Emaj                       F#maj
the spots on my face can confirm
        Amaj               Bmaj
that they don't really work
Emaj     F#maj
proactive solution
Amaj           Bmaj
deserves an execution
   Emaj         F#maj
for being an ablution
Amaj                        Bmaj(slow down strum)  
that does nothing but smirk at me
  Amaj                                        Emaj   Bmaj F#maj Amaj 2x then 1 strum on Emaj
'cause I'm an acne ridden teen   

(  MUTE )  Emaj                  Bmaj
12345678 countless times I've tried and tried
Amaj
but my skin just ends up all dry
Emaj          Bmaj               Amaj
and I'm left wanting to say inside
  Emaj                        Bmaj
but then one day I said charlie
  Amaj
it's not as bad as it could be
Emaj                        Bmaj              Amaj
they're only spots it's not like you've died
Emaj              Bmaj
be a man, be who you are 
      Amaj
but try not to pop them in case they scar
  Emaj            Bmaj                 Amaj
even though squeezing them is fun fun fun
Emaj                  bmaj
understand at the end of the day
    Amaj
to put your hands down and say okay
Emaj Bmaj                      Amaj
get out of the bathroom, and lie out in the sun (because I heard that helps)


Emaj              Bmaj
Clearasil and freederm
Amaj             Bmaj
sitting in my bathroom
      Emaj                       F#maj
the spots on my face can confirm
        Amaj               Bmaj
that they don't really work
Emaj     F#maj
proactiv solution
Amaj           Bmaj
deserves an execution
   Emaj         F#maj
for being an ablution
Amaj                        Bmaj(slow down strum)  
that does nothing but smirk at me
  Amaj                                      
cause I'm an acne ridden teen   
Bmaj
but I won't let that define me
Amaj                             Bmaj   (start to strum faster)
because the people that mind don't matter
Amaj                                         Bmaj
and the people that matter don't mind
Amaj                                   Bmaj
so when all that puss goes splatter
Amaj                                                        Bmaj
wipe it off your mirror, and wipe it from your mind
  Emaj                  Bmaj      Amaj
you could try and dairy free diet
       Emaj               Bmaj     Amaj
and drink 8 cups of water a day
Emaj                     Bmaj          Amaj
but in the end your acne will still run riot
                 Emaj             Bamj                 Amaj                Amaj  Emaj Bmaj F#maj x 2
'cause the hormones that cause them, just won't go away


Ending 
Amaj F Emaj

I really hope this works for you if not feel free to message me
;D
-Cate