Dysentery Gary Uke tab by Blink 182

Intro: x4
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 Got a lotta heart ache.  He's a fucken weasel.
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 His issues make my mind ache.  Wanna make a deal.
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 Cause I love your little motions. You with your pigtails.
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 What a nice creation.  Worth another night in jail.

D D G A

D
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out,
when friends were listening to Slayer.
G
I would like to find him Friday night.
A
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights.

Riff:             Riff P2:
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   Riff             Riff            Riff           Riff
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm giving up, she found someone.
   Riff                  Riff P2
There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag.


Intro x2


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 So all you little ladies. Be sure to choose the right guys.
G                             A
 You'll come back to me maybe. I'll shower you with lies.
D                       D
 Got a lotta heart ache. He's a fucken weasel.
G                            A
 Decisions make my mind ache. Wanna make a deal.


D D G A

D
Ease away the problems and the pain.
The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream.
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All along, you wish that she would stay.
A
Fuck the guy that took and ran away, yeah.


D
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out,
when friends were listening to Slayer.
G
I would like to find him Friday night.
A
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights.


   Riff             Riff            Riff           Riff
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm giving up, she found someone.
   Riff                  Riff P2
There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag.

(Break)

   Riff             Riff            Riff           Riff
Fuck this place, I lost the war. I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
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Where's my dog? Cause girls are such a drag.