Every Time I Turn The Radio On Uke tab by Bill Anderson

Every Time I Turn The Radio On
written and recorded by Bill Anderson
 
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Every time I turn the radio on some cat's singing a happy song
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About a woman who wakes him up every morning and loves him
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Scrambles his eggs and unscrambles his life 
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Butters his toast with a golden knife
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Bears his kids and nearly bout all of his burdens
 
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And I just sit there staring at the wall wondering how I missed it all
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I've been out half of the night and I'm hung over
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Nobody woke me rubbing my feet 
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Just the sound of a jackhammer out in the street
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And this ole room ain't exactly a field of clover
 
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Am I the only tavern-hopping beer-can-popping fool left in the world
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Am I the only sad-and-lonely meek-weak-freak without a girl
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No one to love and make me happy call me baby or call me pappy
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Am I the only low-and-lonely woman-needing jukebox-feeding
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Suffering son of a gun left in the world
 
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Every time I turn the radio on some cat's singing a happy song
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About the woman who serves him love on a silver platter
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Makes his coffee sweet and warm 
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Holds him in her loving arms
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I look in the mirror and I wonder what's the matter
 
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