Not A Dull Moment Uke tab by Bad Astronaut

[A]I remember well the smell of te[D]quila

[A]One bed, one bath, two months with [C#m]Steph

[D]Drinkin' up the sunrise

[E]Then sleep till eight at night

[A]I had a ten day birthday till Tha[D]nk[Dsus]sgiving[D]

[A]We burnt the bird and hit the [C#]roa[F#]d[A][D]

Blur in stereo, [E]sonic bookmarks and [A]bad scenes

But not a dull [C#]moment, [F#]I barely[E] miss living [D]in Los Angel[E]es

[A]Only took a week to start the [D]warfare

[A]Eccentric neighbors on we[C#]lfa[F#]re[A][D]

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The turntable spun to the beat of pounding on the walls

[A]We'd sink another drink with Billy [D]Idol

[A]Have sloppy sex on the living room [C#m]floor

A [D]whirlwind of simple pleasure princi[E]pal

Principles are gone[A]

It's not a dull [C#]moment

[F#]I barely [E]miss living [D]in that selfish [E]bliss with Steph[F#]

And I [D]always have the [A]past to be [E]warned

[F#]And I [D]always knew the [A]last laugh was [E]more

[G]And I can [C#]taste the gold ring [D]tarnish in my[E] mouth

[F#]And I need a [G]drink to wash it out

It's not a dull moment

I barely miss living in that state of filth

So I [D]cleaned the yard, the yard, the yard

[F#]Mow the lawn, scrub the stained rug

So what? It's safe and sound I have found


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