A Certain Romance Uke tab by Arctic Monkeys

Okay this is exactly how it's played in the song, but I like to think this version si more of the 'Sing-along-with-your-mates' version. So not technically correct, but it'll please the audience, as it has for me many times :) .

G
Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks

Or knackered Converse
                                C
Or tracky bottoms tucked in socks

But all of that's what the point is not
                                 Cm
The points thats there ain't no romance around there
G
And there's the truth that they can't see
                                          C
They'd probably like to throw a punch at me

And if you could only see them, then you would agree
                            Cm   
Agree that there ain't no romance around there

Chorus:
F                     G
You know, oh it's a funny thing you know
C
We'll tell 'em if you like
Cm
We'll tell 'em all tonight
G
They'll never listen
C
Beause their minds are made up
Cmaj7                C         Cm     
And course it's all okay to carry on that way

Verse:
G
And over there there's broken bones
                                              C
There's only music, so that there's new ringtones

And it don't take no Sherlock Holmes
                        Cm
To see it's a little different around here
G
Don't get me wrong though, there's boys in bands
                                                      C
And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands

And just cause he's had a coupla cans
                          Cm
He thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead

Chorus:
F                     G
You know, oh it's a funny thing you know
C
We'll tell 'em if you like
       Cm
We'll tell 'em all tonight
G
They'll never listen
C
Beause their minds are made up
Cmaj7                C         Cm     
And course it's all okay to carry on that way
F
But I said no!
G
Oh no!
      C                  Cm
Well you won't get me to go!
G                    C
Not anywhere, not anywhere.
Cmaj7        C
No, i won't go!
Cm
Oh no, no!

Interlude (For this bit I just sorta play out the notes of the verse instead of strumming)

G
Well over there there's friends of mine
                                                 C
What can I say, I've known 'em for a long long time

And they might overstep the line
                            Cm                 G
But i you just cannot get angry in the same way

No not in the same way
C
So not in the same way
      Cm
Oh no, oh no no

(Then strum the verse like made and have fun :) )