Somebody Kill Me Uke tab by Adam Sandler (Baritone Chords)

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You don't know how much I need you.
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While you're near me I don't feel blue.
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And when we kiss I know you need me too.
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I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

Chorus One:

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But it all was b***s***.
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It was a goddamn joke.
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And when I think of you Linda
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I hope you fucking choke.

Verse Two:

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I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
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I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
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You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Chorus Two:

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Oh somebody kill me please,
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somebody kill me please,
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I'm on my knees,
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pretty pretty please kill me.
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I want to die.
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Put a bullet in my head.

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