Dear Uber Driver Uke tab by AAA Girls

4 Chords used in the song: C, Am, F, G

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Year:  2017
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2
(Beginner)
Key: C, AmChords
[Intro]
C C
Dear Uber Driver
C C Am Am
Here's a few things, you need to know if
F F G G C C
You wanna take this full time woman for a ride

[Verse 1]
C C
Hurry don't be late
C C Am Am
Meet me at the gate
Am Am
Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face
F F G G
I'm gonna need my light
G G
My brows are even right
C C
Why you watching me?
C C
Oi eyes on the street!
C C
Now don't avert your eyes
C C
I'm 'bout to shave my thighs
Am Am
And if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a suprise
F F
Don't play it by the book
G G
Go on it's fine to look
C C
Like what you see?
That's fine have a peak

[Pre-chorus 1]
C C Am Am
You gotta know, first of all I ain't no lady
F F
Matter fact I'm fucking crazy
G G C C
Bitch you better make that light
GO!GO! What the fuck

[Chorus]
C C
Dear Uber driver
Am Am
Here's a few things you need to know if
F F G G C C
You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride
C C
(Shouln't we be using lyft?)
C C
Dear Uber driver
Am Am
Lookin' at me, don't be so nervous
F F G G C C
Bet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine
(I'm too pretty to die!)

[Verse 2]
C C
After the show tonight
Am Am
I'll be drunk and high
F F
So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy
F F
Wait while I get him off
G G
You know that's never long
C C
By the way your seats
Need Tide and Febreze

[Pre-chorus 2]
C C Am Am
I already know I'm a queen I ain't no lady
F F
Don't be saying nothing shady
G G C C
I will read your whole damn life
Listen here you dog ass mole

[Chorus]
C C
Dear Uber Driver
Am Am
Here's a few things you need to know if
F F G G C C
You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride
(This isn't a pool get out of my car)
C C
Dear Uber driver
Am Am
Don't you know you that objects in the mirror
F F G G C C
Might be looking bigger than they do when they're inside
(Oh, it's an 8.5 surge)

[Bridge]
C C
We'll be stopping at the red light up ahead
Am Am
Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
F F
I'm not too good to try
G G
Blowing a taxi guy
C C
I'm just a chick
If you don't mind a dick

[Pre-chorus]
C C Am Am
You got to know first of all I ain't no lady
F F
But I'm fresher than a daisy
G G C C
Wait I wanna flash that guy
(Hey, hey! Look at these)

[Chorus]
C C
Dear Uber driver
Am Am
Here's a few things you need to know if
F F G G C C
You want a business from a special [?]
C C
Dear Uber driver
Am Am
If you wanna get that five star rating
F F
Get me to the gig
G G C C
And make sure I arrive alive
(Click it or ticket)

[Outro]
N.C
Uber driver
Now you can zip your fly

Uke tab by , 02 Mar 2018

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