I Constantly Thank God For Esteban Tab de uke por Panic! At The Disco

Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
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Forgive our sins
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Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons.
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'Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness
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So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach, for God sakes preach with conviction!
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Strike up the band! 
Am
Whoa-oh, the conductor is begging me
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Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
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No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move.
G               Am
Strike up the band!
Am   
Whoa-oh, the conductor is begging me
E
Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it
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No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move.
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Just stay where I can see you. 
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Douse the lights!
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We sure are in for a show tonight

Repeat this for the rest of the song.