Cool And Unusual Punishment Tab de uke por Nofx

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Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
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The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
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For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store
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Not the kind designed for the kind hearted
 
 
[Chorus]
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Do not pass go, do not get bail
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Go directly to Osaka Jail
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Where you get locked or drunk under the table
 
 
[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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For just under ten thousand yen
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You can visit hell and come back again
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For the process of hurting and healing
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Cake and candle wax dessert
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It's not fun 'til someone gets hurt
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Who's the next to get hung from the ceiling
 
 
[Chorus]
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So if you want rewards and consequence
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They got the cool and unusual punishments
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Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
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Rope and cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
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This is pure assisted self-destruction
 
 
[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
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One bad deed surely deserves another
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Bruised from bamboo caning
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Coming home try explaining this to your significant other
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Good fucking luck…