Dear Deer Tab de uke por Kate Micucci

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Dear deer
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I am writing you a letter
In the hopes that you?ll know better
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Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania

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?Cause my dad?s in a tree waiting to kill ya

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Just be warned

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Some say
Dream until tomorrow
That?ll wash away your sorrow
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But I?m telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed

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If you do you?ll end up sitting in a pot roast

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It?s not fair

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Some say Pennsylvania?s sunny
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But I prefer to say it?s gunny

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Okay maybe that?s not funny

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But either way it?s way too punny

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I know

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Okay

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Dear deer
New Jersey just might suit you
Because there they cannot shoot you
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But the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun

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But better than a man holding a shotgun

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Don?t you think?

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I?m just writing to remind you

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That an orange man will find you

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And sneak up right behind you

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To seal the fate that?s been assigned to you

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Just know
That your population is shrinking

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And the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards

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It?ll leave you cold and melted on a placard
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It?s not fair

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Deer I hope that you can hear me

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?Cause I think of you so dearly

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So I?ll write each sentence clearly

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And I?ll sign it with sincerely,

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K-A-T-E

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Kate!