A Summer In Ohio Tab de uke por Anna Kendrick

Note: I am not the best at finding perfect chords for a song, 
so some of the chords may not sound right or fit with the 
song. If you have a better alternative for any of the chords 
(especially during the bridge verses) PLEASE leave a 
comment so I can check it out and edit the tab 
accordingly. Thank you!

* = Single Strum

Intro Riff:
A|--3-0---0----------|-------------------|
E|--1---3---3-1------|--------1-----3-5--|
C|--0-----------3-2--|--0-2-3------------|
G|-------------------|-------------------|

Intro: Bbmaj7 Bbdim Cm7 F7 (x2)

Bbmaj7                 Bbdim
I could have a mansion on a hill
Cm7                   F7
I could lease a villa in Seville
       Bbmaj7                   Bbdim
But it wouldn't be as nice as a summer in Ohio
       Cm7              F7*                     Bbmaj7
With a gay midget named Karl, playing Tevye and Porgy

Bbdim Cm7 F7

Bbmaj7               Bbdim
I could wander Paris after dark
Cm7                          F7
Take a carriage ride through Central Park
       Bbmaj7                   Bbdim
But it wouldn't be as nice as a summer in Ohio
          Cm7                    F7*                      Bbmaj7
Where I'm sharing a room with a "former" stripper and her snake:
Bbdim  Cm7  F7
Wayne

A7                                    Bm7
I could have a satchel full of dollar bills
                          A7
Cures for all the nations ills
F7                  Dbmaj7
Pills to make a lion purr
Cm7                                  F7
I could be in line to be the British queen
                Cm7
Look like I was seventeen
                         F7                                Bbdim
Still I'm certain I'd prefer to be going slowly batty
Cm7                 F + finger on 2nd fret of A string*
Forty miles east of Cincinnati

Bbmaj7                    Bbdim
I could shove an ice pick in my eye
Cm7                        F7
I could eat some fish from last July
       Bbmaj7                     Bbdim
But it wouldn't be as awful as a summer in Ohio
        Cm7*   F7*        Bbdim*              Bbmaj7
Without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, or you

Bbdim Cm7 F7*

(No Strum)           Cm7
I saw your book at a Target in Kentucky
F7                      Bbmaj7
Under a sign that said "New and Recommended"
 Bbdim                 Cm7                   F7
I stole a look at your picture on the inside sleeve and then I 
         Bbmaj7
couldn't leave
Cm7                             F7   
Richard, who was with me, got uncharacteristically quiet
       Bbmaj7                                Bbdim
And he said, "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it"
     F7                          Ddim        Dm7
So I smile like Mona Lisa, and I lay my Visa down

   Bbmaj7       Bbdim         Cm7            Bbmaj7        
He wants me, he wants me, but he ain't gonna get me
     F7                        Cm7                 F7
I've found my guiding light, I tell the stars each night
Cm7                 F7
Look at me, look at him
Bbmaj7            Bbdim                     Cm7
Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right
  Bmaj7                 Cm7
I finally got something right!

                                      F7
No, it's not Nirvana, but it's on the way
                      Cm7
I play "Anita" at the matinee
                    F7         Bbdmaj7             Bbdim
Then I'll get on my knees, and pray I can state in my next bio:
     Cm7                 F7
"I'm never gonna go back to Ohio!"

Bbmaj7                   Bbdim
I could chew on tin foil for a spell
Cm7                  F7
I could get a root canal in hell
       Bbmaj7                       Bbdim         Cm7 F7
But it wouldn't be as swell as this summer is gonna be!
(No Strum) Cm7             F7                   Bbmaj7
'Cause the torture is just exquisite, while I'm waiting for you 
   Bbdim
to visit
   Bbmaj7                 Bbdim                  Cm7  F7
So hurry up, schmuck, get unstuck and get on the scene
          Bbmaj7*     Bbdim*    Cm7                       F7
Love, The midget, the stripper, Wayne the snake, and Mrs. Jamie Wellerstein
       Bbmaj7 Bdim Cm7 F7
That's me!

Bbmaj7*