22 Chwyty użyte w piosence: F#, D, B, A, G#, F#m, G#m, Bm, C#, E, Gm, D#, C, Cm, G, F, Dm, D#m, A#m, G7, Fm, A#
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Transponowane chwyty:
[BETELGEUSE, sung]F#
Hey, folks! Begging your pardon!D
‘Scuse me! Sorry to barge inB
A
Now let’s skip the tears and start on the whole
G#
Y’know
Being dead thingF#m
You’re doomed! Enjoy the singingD
The sword of Damocles is swingingB
And if I hear your cell-phone ringing
A
I’ll kill you myself
G#m
The whole being dead thing!Bm
Death can get a person stressed
F#
“We should have carpe’d way more diems
Now we’re never gonna see ‘em!"G#m
I can show you what comes next
C#
So don’t be freaked
D
Stay in your seats
I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week!C#
So just relax, you’ll be fine
Drink your fifty-dollar wine
And take a breath!
[ENSEMBLE]
Welcome to a show about death!
[BETELGEUSE]F#
You’re…
E
You’re gonna be fine…
B
On the other side…F#
DIE! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE!F#
I'll...
E
I’ll be your guide...
B
To the other side…
[ENSEMBLE]D
C#
Oh, and full disclosure: It’s a show about death!
[BETELGEUSE]Gm
Everybody gets on fine here
D#
Like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein hereC
The women’s bathroom has no line here
Just...
N.C.
Pee where you want!
A
The whole being dead thing!Gm
You’re just gonna love the folks hereD#
Yeah, I know you’re woke, but you can take a joke here!
C
And every show I do, like, a TON of coke here
The whole-
[heavy sniffing]
PAH-HAH! The whole being dead thing!Cm
Nobody is bullet-proof!G
“I work out, I eat clean!”Gm
F
Jesus, pass the DramamineCm
Time to face the brutal truth:
Dm
‘Cause we’re all on a hitlist
Might not live ‘till Christmas
Choke to death on Triscuits
Hey, that’s just statistics
D#
So take a little break hereG#m
Kinda like a wake here
D#m
The scenery is fake here
D#
D#m
But there's a giant snake here!
|Gm| |Gm| |Gm| |A#m| |C#|
[ENSEMBLE]D#
Welcome to a show about death!
[BETELGEUSE]G
You’re…
G7
You’re gonna be fine…
THANK YOU!
D
On the other side…
HOW YOU DOIN’?C
Woah! Not good!
G
F
Ba-be-ba-ba-be-bo-boo-bap-boop!Fm
I’ll…
D#m
I’ll be your guide!
A#
C
To the other side!
N.C.
Seriously, though, this is a show about-
[ENSEMBLE]A#m
Fm
Death is taboo, but it’s hardly something new
A#m
There’s nothing medical professionals can do
F
Fm
'Cept maybe just bill you
[BETELGEUSE, spoken]
If you die while listening to this album
F
D#
It's still gonna keep playing
[ENSEMBLE]
A#m
There’s no destiny or fate
Fm
Just a terrifying wait
A#m
Filled with people that you hate
D#
C
And on a certain date, the universe kills you!
[BETELGEUSE]
N.C.
That’s the thing with life:
A#
No-one makes it out alive!C
D
Cm
Toss that body in the pit
G
“Gosh, it’s awful, ain’t it tragic?”
F
“Blah, blah, Bible Jesus magic.”Cm
When you’re dead, who gives a shit?Gm
No pilates, no more yoga!
“Namaste”, you freakin’ posersCm
From the cradle to cremationA#
Death just needs a little conversation!D
I have mastered the art (Dies Irae!)
D#
D
Of tearing convention apart (Dies Irae!)
D
So, how about we all make a start (Dies Irae!)
G#
D
G
On the whole being dead thing!
[ALL]D
G
God, I hope you’re ready for a show about death!
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