Porcelain taby ukulele według Patrick Stump

(This is all by ear -- I have no idea if it's "correct.")

[Chorus (2x)]:
G  
I don't ever want to meet you
C
Cause you're like
Am
Porcelain
G   G G [strum]
And I think that it would crack
C
If I found you were a brat,
Am
Stay perfect,
C
Stay perfect.

[Verse]:
Dm
Nothing as disappointing
Dm
And I don't wanna be disappointed
E7  Dm
Oh, oh
Am (Let ring)
I'm just some kid you'll think about
Dm          F
Maybe in passing
                    G
But you're like, my passion,
Dm
For real.

G                 Am        
But distance is a lot less stress,
Dm
And how you do what you do's
         Am
Still an uneducated guess.
Dm (Let ring)
And I bet you think I'm crazy,
G (Let ring)
But I think you're just a little bit amazing,
Dm
Maybe, maybe,
                 Am    Cmaj7
I wanna be your baby.

[Pre-chorus]:
Cmaj7
Oh, oh,
  Am                     
I simply can't resist my
 Dm
Imagination,
G
No amount of patience,
  Am
Validates my preoccupation.
Dm (Let ring)
Let me say this,
Dm (Let ring)
You look better famous.

[Chorus]:
G  
I don't ever want to meet you
   C
Cause you're like
Am
Porcelain
G   G G (strum)
And I think that it would crack
C
If I found you were a brat,
Am
Stay perfect,
C
Stay perfect.

[Rap]:
(none)
Ahem,
Dm
Dear superhero,
Am
Whom I look up to from afar,
  G
Cause you're of a whole 'nother galaxy,
 Dm
I know you might find this shxt so bizarre.
 Am
I'd rather we never have to meet,
 G
Have to speak.
 Dm
I think I know who you are in my imagination,
Am
Not too sure about reality.

G
You're a superstar,
Am
With that glow one has to be.
F                                  Dm
But you come across better in your magazines,
Am                   Dm
Shine much more on a plasma screen.
Dm
Now if that don't wake me like a
Am  Am
Bad dream,
A   A
Bad dream;
G                                Am
Sad scene, like Mufasa in that stampede.

Dm                             G
Exactly why this calls for my evacuation,
                          Am                        G         G   G
Before this conversation taints the picture that my mind has painted,
A  A 
Faded;
G                                 F
Cause it could get complicated to recognize your idol's tainted.

G (Let ring)
Damn, is that a face-lift?
Am (Let ring)
Guess you look better famous.

[Chorus x2]:
G  
I don't ever want to meet you
   C
Cause you're like
Am
Porcelain
G   G G (strum)
And I think that it would crack
C
If I found you were a brat,
Am
Stay perfect,
C
Stay perfect.

E7 Am C