My Bro Cancervive Cancer taby ukulele według Nofx

[Intro]
C     Am
C     Am
C     Am
C  Dm
 
[Verse 1]
  C
I gotta spend the day at the record store
                                                     Am
'cause it’s the only place I can go to ignore what I got and listen to some punk rock
C                                                                             Am
I don’t have the cash for chemotherapy but I got enough for the HOFX colored EP, oh yeah
           C
I know one day I’ll meet Fatty and were gonna be bros
     Dm
if I show up to enough Fat Wreck Chords shows
      F
and I tell him that I’m dying
        E/G#
and I’m desperately trying
 
[Chorus 1]
         Am              G
to see a dominatrix with reasonable rates
         F                        C                       F
should I fly to Sanctuary or just go to the Gates in East Oakland
              Am                G                  F
I said that’s kind of a random thing  to say yeah hey
 
[Verse 2]
   C
he said I’m Bret I don’t have very long there’s something very wrong
                                          Am
so I thought that you could maybe write a song about me, I said seriously?
    C
I’m uninsured and it’s unstoppable the doctor told me it’s inoperable
       Am
'cause my Go Fund Me page only raised fifty bucks
 
[Interlude]
   F            G         E/G#     Am    G  F  Fm
oh no I think I gotta go
 
[Verse 3]
   C
he told me the cancer was in his brain
                                             Am
so I invite him over to do some cocaine with me, 'cause he never tried drugs before
  C
I offered him a line then he said he’s not sure
  Dm                                               F
I said didn’t you just tell  me that there isn’t a cure
   E/G#
so why not try
 
[Chorus 2]
     F           G                    Am
some ecstasy and coke if you’re gonna croak?
     F       G               C
some DMT and K will make you feel okay
             F                         Fm                       C
just for one night you might feel like everything is gonna be alright
 
[Outro]
F
  then he texted me every day
G
  until I finally said okay
E/G#
  I’ll write a song about you being sick
    Am             G                   F
but like your life  it’s gonna end too quick[Intro]
C     Am
C     Am
C     Am
C  Dm
 
[Verse 1]
  C
I gotta spend the day at the record store
                                                     Am
'cause it’s the only place I can go to ignore what I got and listen to some punk rock
C                                                                             Am
I don’t have the cash for chemotherapy but I got enough for the HOFX colored EP, oh yeah
           C
I know one day I’ll meet Fatty and were gonna be bros
     Dm
if I show up to enough Fat Wreck Chords shows
      F
and I tell him that I’m dying
        E/G#
and I’m desperately trying
 
[Chorus 1]
         Am              G
to see a dominatrix with reasonable rates
         F                        C                       F
should I fly to Sanctuary or just go to the Gates in East Oakland
              Am                G                  F
I said that’s kind of a random thing  to say yeah hey
 
[Verse 2]
   C
he said I’m Bret I don’t have very long there’s something very wrong
                                          Am
so I thought that you could maybe write a song about me, I said seriously?
    C
I’m uninsured and it’s unstoppable the doctor told me it’s inoperable
       Am
'cause my Go Fund Me page only raised fifty bucks
 
[Interlude]
   F            G         E/G#     Am    G  F  Fm
oh no I think I gotta go
 
[Verse 3]
   C
he told me the cancer was in his brain
                                             Am
so I invite him over to do some cocaine with me, 'cause he never tried drugs before
  C
I offered him a line then he said he’s not sure
  Dm                                               F
I said didn’t you just tell  me that there isn’t a cure
   E/G#
so why not try
 
[Chorus 2]
     F           G                    Am
some ecstasy and coke if you’re gonna croak?
     F       G               C
some DMT and K will make you feel okay
             F                         Fm                       C
just for one night you might feel like everything is gonna be alright
 
[Outro]
F
  then he texted me every day
G
  until I finally said okay
E/G#
  I’ll write a song about you being sick
    Am             G                   F
but like your life  it’s gonna end too quick