Will You Be Me? taby ukulele według Kimya Dawson

Intro

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I wonder if you've ever seen
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the way the man in the look out house looks at me
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Before he takes out his teeth
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And asks me to sign the wall
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So I sign his wall with a heel of bread
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dipped in green Listerine and then I kiss him on the head
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And leave through the door in the floor as he starts to fall, down, dead.


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I got a pocket full of quarters and I'm heading for the woods 
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I'm gonna play Mrs. Pac-man in a puddle of mud
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I'm not gonna loose my shoes unless I start to cry.
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The man on the moon said "I'm not left handed" 
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As he did a swan dive into the promise land
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While you were lost in my Bob Hope diamond eyes.


There is scary topiary to the left of the pool

The trail to the right goes back to middle school

I'm trying to read what the flashing red letters say.

They say "Lowest common destiny" and so I run away

Because I can't make the grade when I'm on display

Here comes the man with the laminated plan

for the Vince McMahon Expressway



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Will you be me? 
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Will you be me?
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Wear my clothes and drink my coffee
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Write my mommy, do my homework
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Feed my babies, fight my crazies


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Will you be me? 
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Will you be me?
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Wear my clothes and drink my coffee
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Write my mommy, do my homework
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Feed my babies, fight my.. crazies


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My cat came back to life,
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She turned into a skunk
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She kissed my dog and he got drunk
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When I tried to pet her, she turned into a beam of light.
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Pam and Susie were there I said "I miss you" but they didn't hear me
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The ground started bouncing 
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So I jumped up trying to feel like an angel flying
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Watch out for the power lines
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Unless you wanna die

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