Vine Vs. Youtube taby ukulele według Jon Cozart

Jon: 5, 6, 7, 8!
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Thomas: Anything you can do I can do better, Vine can 
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do anything better than You...Tube.
 
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Jon: No it can’t
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Thomas: Yes it can.
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Jon: No it can’t
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Thomas: Yes it can.
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Jon: No it can’t.
 
Thomas: Yes it can.
 
Both: No it can’t/yes it can
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Jon: If you think Vine is great, YouTube is greater.
 
Thomas: Well…
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Jon: Don’t be a hater, I’m greater than you.
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Thomas: No you’re not
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Jon: Yes I am
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Thomas: No you’re not
 
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Jon: Yes I am
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Thomas: No you’re not
 
Jon: Yes I am
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Both: Yes I am/No you’re not
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Jon: Vine is just a gimmick
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Thomas: Only for a cynic. I can do impressions.
 
Jon: I can help depression.
 
Thomas: Ugh.
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Jon: Education vids made me a grad and YouTube’s free.
 
Thomas: Uhh, wait for the ad.
 
Jon: Hmm.
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Thomas: Anywhere you can reach I can reach further. I 
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can reach double as far as you can.
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Jon: No you can’t.
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Thomas: Yes I can
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Jon: No you can’t
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Thomas: Yes I can.
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Jon: Yes he can.
 
Thomas: Yes I can.
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Both: Yes he can/Yes I can.
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Jon: Vine stars are bratty, go back to mom and daddy.
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Thomas: You should put disclaimers on the YouTube 

gamers.
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Jon: I hear you only last 6 seconds long…
 
Thomas: What?
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Jon: Do girls complain?
 
Thomas: It’s enough for your mom.
 
Both: Ooh.
 
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Thomas: Anything you do, I can loop better.
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Jon: Everything I do, is better than loops.
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Thomas: No it’s not.
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Jon: Yes it is.
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Thomas: No it’s not.
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Jon: Yes it is.
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Thomas: No it’s not, no it’s not, no it’s not, no it’s not,

no it’s not
 
(punch)
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Jon: Yes it is.
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Jon: Viners are obnoxious, even when unconscious. 
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YouTube’s for talent.
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Thomas: It’s for Vevo and Fallon. You’re just another 
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Disney schmuck, parodies aren’t art.
 
Jon: Storytime, you suck.
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Jon: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does sweeter. I can 
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sing anything sweeter than you.
 
Thomas: No, you can’t.
 
Jon: Yes, I can.
 
Thomas: No, you can’t.
 
Jon: Yes, I can.
 
Thomas: No, you can’t.
 
Jon: Yes, I can.
 
Both: Yes, I can can can can can can can You shut up!/

No, you can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t 

can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t can’t
 
Thomas: No. I can’t.

Jon: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better. Ooh.
 
Thomas: Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best.
 
Both: No, no, no, no!/Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
 
Both: No, no!/Yeah, yeah!
 
Both: No, no! Uhhh./Yeah, yeah! Uhhhh.
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Jon: Anything Vine can do YouTube does better.
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Thomas: I can do anything better…
 
Jon: Better…
 
Thomas: Better…
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Both: Than you!
 
Both: No, you can’t!/Yes I can.