Ode To My Car taby ukulele według Adam Sandler

The chords are played with a reggae beat, something like this:

          A               E               D               E
   A|-x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-2---x-x-2---|
   E|-x-x-0---x-x-0---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
   C|-x-x-1---x-x-1---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-4---x-x-4---|
   g|-x-x-2---x-x-2---x-x-4---x-x-4---x-x-2---x x-2---x-x-4---x-x-4---|

 
 
   All the verses and choruses have the same chord progression: A E Dsus2 E.
 
 
   INTRO:
 
   F#m E Dsus2
                Here we go
 
   A   E   Dsus2   E
                     No, no, no
 
   A     E       Dsus2  E
   (oooh ooooh) (oooooh ooooooh)
 
 
   VERSE 1:
 
   A         E
    Piece of shit car
 
   Dsus2                 E
        I got a piece of shit car
 
   A             E
    That fucking pile of shit
 
         Dsus2        E
   never gets me very far
 
   A               E
    My car's a big piece of shit
 
              Dsus2              E
   'cause the shocks are fucking shot
 
   A                           E
     and my seatbelt's fucking broken
 
            Dsus2       E
   I got to tie it in a knot
 
   (it's a piece of shit)
 
 
   VERSE 2: [play same as verse 1]
 
   I can't see throught the windshield
   'cause it's got a big fucking crack
   and the interior smells real bad
   'cause my friend puked in the back
   (it's a piece of shit)
 
 
   CHORUS:
 
   A              E
   (piece of shit car)
 
                 Dsus2
   Piece of shit car
 
                       E
   (you got a piece of shit car)
 
                  A
   It sucks royal dick
 
                         E
   (that fucking pile of shit)
 
                       Dsus2
   oooh, a 100 percent crap
                        E
   (never gets him very far)
 
               A
   Oh fuck you car
 
   VERSE 3:
 
   It's got no CD player
   It only got the fuckin 8-track
   Whoever designed my car
   can lick my sweaty nutsack
   (they can lick his ass too)
   and I got no fucking brakes
   I'm always way out of control
   Eleven times a day
   I hear 'hey, watch it asshole'
   (you fucking piece of shit)
 
 
   CHORUS: [play like previous chorus]
 
   (piece of shit car)
   I got a piece of shit car
   (you got a piece of shit car)
   Diesel gas sucks my ass
   (you fucking pile of shit)
   That pile of metal shit
 
 
   BRIDGE:
 
               Dsus2
   Oh what the fuck did I do?
 
            E
   what the fuck did I do?
 
            Dsus2
   what the fuck did I do?
 
      E
   to get stuck with you?
 
              Dsus2
   You're too wide for drive through
 
           E
   and you smell like tissue
 
           F#m          E             Dsus2
   but I'm too broke to buy something new
 
   Ooooh, fuck me
 
 
   GUITAR-SOLO:
   -
   Played over verse/chorus chords: A E Dsus2 E a few times.
 
 
   VERSE 4: [play same as verses 1,2 & 3]
 
   Well, the engine likes to flood
   the car always fucking stalls
   and the seat cushion's got a big rip
   so a spring always pokes the balls
   (ouch ouch ouch)
   Blasted doorlocks are busted
   I got to use a fucking coathanger
   (what a pain in his ass)
   and if a girlie sees my car
   there's no chance I'll ever bang her
   (he never ever get the pussy)
   Hey shut up
 
 
   CHORUS: [play like previous choruses]
 
   (piece of shit car)
   You piece of shit car
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   You piece of shit car
   (piece of shit car)
   Bald fucking tires
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   No rearview fucking mirror
   (piece of shit car)
   Seven different colors
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   Fucking rag for a gas cap
   (piece of shit car)
   Tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   (piece of shit car)
   Whoooooooah
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   (piece of shit car)
   Me hometown thinks I'm a loser
   (he got a piece of shit car)
   hey cabbie, give me a push
   (piece of shit car)