You Told The Drunks I Knew Karate Tab uke di Zoey Van Goey

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I am drunk and on a ladder
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Not the smartest way to start my night
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You said I'd conquer my vertigo
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That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
 
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And when we got up to the roof
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You opened a little flask of gin
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Like idiots we both fell asleep there
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      Until the sun came up again
 
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I do the dumbest things for you
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      Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
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      I almost broke my collar bone
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     I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.
 
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      We both went out to the party
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      Down a long, great western road
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      You told the drunks I knew karate
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That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
 
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      They chased us through the city center
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      They chased us out to the east end
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      We had to hide behind the supermarket
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      Until the sun came up again
 
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      I do the dumbest things for you
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      Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
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      I would be safer on my own
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     I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.
 
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      And we just missed the last bus home
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      So we walked it fueled by adrenaline
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      And when I said I could do it all again
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That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie
 
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      Your plans to make it big and conquer
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      Would put Napoleon to shame
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      I'm in a coma on the sofa
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      Until the sun goes down again
 
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      I do the dumbest things for you
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      Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
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      I would be safer on my own
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     I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.
 
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      I do the dumbest things for you
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      Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
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     I would be safer on my own
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     I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.