No More Soda! Tab uke di Whatever, Dad

intro: F  Am  Bm  Bbm (x2)


F    Am  Bb         Bbm
kuya bj thinks he's fat

           F        C  Bb
so, he's giving up soda for

    Bbm          F
the rest of his life

    Am   Bb          Bbm           F    C
his wife has a funny feeling he'll cave, but

          Bb          C
he's been hooked on Perrier

F       C     Bb
no more soda!

   Bbm           F           C
be careful: i am totally ripped

       Bb              Bbm
if you hug me, i might hurt ya

F      Am       D
not on purpose, though

                  Bb
it's just there's something in

              Bbm         C
that devilish seltzer water


# note: this probably isnt the actual key or chords, i just tried playing it by ear.