Since You've Been Gone Tab uke di Weird Al Yankovic

C
Since you've been gone
       E                  F
Well I feel like I've been chewing on tin foil
                  C
Since you've been gone
            E              F
It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
          C              E
Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my hand
         F                     G#
Inside a blender and turned it on
              C                     G
You know I've been in a buttload of pain
                  C
Since you've been gone

(Well Since you've been gone)

(C            Bm  Am
 Since you've been gone
)

           Am
I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped
          G
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes

 G            G#   Am
(Since you've been gone)
            Am
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved
          G
A red hot cactus up my nose

[Coming back from the F#m bit to the a bit is the following series of
 chords; the last "Since you've been gone" starts on the C#m.]

 G
(Yap yap dibbie dow bop bop
     G         F         Em       Dm        C
duba doom daba dawm baba dowm baba dowm baba dowm :-)

                  C
Since you've been gone
         E                     F
Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
                  C
Since you've been gone
            E               F
It's like I got an ice cream headache that won't go away
     C                 E
Ever since the day you left me
             F             G#
I've been so miserable, my dear
       C                  G
I feel almost as bad as I did
     G              C
When you were still here