Polka Dot Tail Tab uke di Ween

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Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail 

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Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand 

        D
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly 

   E   A                E        
Oh no, tell me it ain't so


VERSE II: 

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Have you ever tried to shrink like a ice cube in the sink 

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Have you ever tried to see what lies hidden in the tree 

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Have you ever made a flan and squished it in your hand 

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Oh no, tell me it ain't so