Stayed Gone (Hazbin Hotel) Tab uke di Themes

Am Am Am Am F C Dm E
(Repeat chords twice, until dialogue is
over)
-That fucker is back!
-Yeah, I thought he was gone for good 
too.
-It’s been seven years!
-You still pissed he almost beat you 
last time?
-Uh, fuck you.
-Just saying~
-Things have changed a lot since he 
left town.
-That’s for sure.
-I got to send a message of who’s 
really in charge of things now

Am
Welcome home
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I’m gonna make you wish that you’d 
       C
stayed gone.
Dm      E      Am
Say hello to a new status quo.
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Everyone knows that there’s a brand new
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dawn, turn the TV ON!-AH.
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(Camera, speed, rolling in.. 3,2,1-)

Am       B
Welcome to the show!
Am
-Top of the hour, we’re discussing a 
certain has been who has been spotted
cavorting around town 
after a seven year absence.
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Did anybody listen!?
Did anybody notice?!
                          Am
More on tonight’s program, SO the radio
demon is back in town
Why’s he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family??
     E
Well handily I’ve got good news-
                            B         
He’s a LOSER, a fossil and I don’t mean
                          E
to sound hostile but the demon is a 
COWARD!

Am
You can take that as gospel
Playing my viewers? Impossible.
I’m visual! He’s barely audible.
                    E
Stop giving him the time of day!
Don’t listen to a word he’d say
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I hope he had a nice vacay, but HE 
SHOULD’VE STAYED AWAY.
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While he hid in radio, we pivoted to 
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video.
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Now his medium is getting bloody rare.
Dm           E               Am
Hell’s been better since he split.
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Where’s he been?
Who gives a SHIT-!?
F    E
-Salutations!
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Good to be back on the air

Am                                 
Yes i know it’s been a while since 
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someone with style treated hell to 
a broadcast.
          Am
Sinner rejoice!
-WHAT A DATED VOICE!
              B               E
-Instead of a clout chasing mediocre 
video podcast
-COME ON!

    Am
-Is Vox insecure?
Pursuing allure putting between this 
bad and that nothing’s working?
-IGNORE HIS CHIRPING.
D
-Everyday he’s got a new format.
                       B7             
-YOU’RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE! HE’S THE
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SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT.
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-Is Vox as strong as he purports or is 
   Gm              F
it based on his support?
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He’d be powerless without the other 
A7
V’s.
-Oh PLEASE!
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-And here is the sugar on the cream
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He asked me to join his team- (HOLD 
ON-)
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I said no and now he’s pissy, that’s 
   E
the tea!

          Am
-YOU OLD- TINY PRICK.
I’LL SHOW YOU SUFFERING-
        E
-Uh oh… TV is buffering~
Am
-I’LL DESTROY YOU-UO-U-UU-
-I’m afraid you’ve lost your signal!

Am E Am E
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Let’s begin.. I’m gonna make you wish 
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that I’d stayed gone.
Dm     E7
Tune on in…
Am       E
When I’m done.
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Your status quo will know it’s raced 
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its run.
Dm       E7      Am
Oh this will be FUN…
MmmwahahahahahAHHA!

-FUUUCCCKKKK!