Jack Sparrow Tab uke di The Lonely Island

# The verses are Am, F, C, G four strums down of each, 
# then the chorus is Am (2 strums), Hammer on F (one strum),
# C (2 strums), Hammer on G (one strum)


Verse 1: 0:22-0:57

Boys, lets get to it.

Here we go.

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton

YEAAAHH!

The night starts now

Together on the track, the boys are back

The night starts now

Night starts now baby roll with us, chicks snapping at the neck when
we rollin' up.

ROLLIN' UP

Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up

YEAH

Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck.

COME ON

Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking
jealous play the back and get wet

YEAH YEAH

Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed
or get shot.


Chorus 1: 0:58-1:17

Am          F       C            G     
THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW

Am        F            C     G
PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
(What?)

  Am       F            C          G
A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA

Am          F           C       G
RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE


Verse 2: 1:18-1:37

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club

Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love

KIERA KNIGHTLY

Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner

Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner

JACK SPARROW

Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",

More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"

YEAH YEAH!

All dressed up with nowhere to run,

And now I make you feel crazy with the-

NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:


Chorus 2: 1:38-1:57

         Am         F        C             G
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
(Nooo)

Am          F           C         G
OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR!

         Am            F         C            G
HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF, THE JESTER OF TORTUGA
(Yeah? Uh huh)                    (oh God)

       Am          F       C            G
BUT IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER, WHAT LIES IN STORE?
(Yeah, we've seen the movie)


Bridge: 1:58-2:12

Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on

CAPTAIN JACK
What?

JOHNNY DEPP
No

From the front to the back say we count stacks come on

DAVY JONES
Nope

GIANT SQUID
Wrong

Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
Wait--


Chorus 3: 2:13-3:10

Am               F                 C               G
LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
(Not better)

           Am               F                   C                    G
THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
(Come on!)

 Am          F                   C                G
OKAY THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
(Nooo, God)

     Am              F                 C              G
THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
(close enough)

YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADING

Am          F       C       G
THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANA

Am     F               C     G
CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
(Take it home!)

      Am       F             C       G
GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED

     Am             F           C              G
THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!

Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

YOU COMPLETE ME!

Yup, yeah, ok?