My Alcoholic Friends Tab uke di The Dresden Dolls

I'm counting back the number of the steps
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It took for me to get back on the wagon of the weekend
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I'll use the auto-timer to prove that I'll
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Get home with my imagination
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If they find the body in the basement
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In the very house that she was raised in
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I'm taking down the number of the times
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So when we get the sign from God
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I'll be the first to call them
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I'm taking back the number of the beast
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'Cause six is not a pretty number
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Eight or three are definitely better
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A is for the address on the letter
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To my alcoholic friends
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(Instrumental)
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I'm trying hard not to be ashamed, not to know the name
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Of who is waking up beside me
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Or the date, the season or the city
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But at least the ceiling's very pretty
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And if you are holding it against me
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I'll be on my best behavior, taking shots for mother nature
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Once my fist is in the cupboard, love is never falling over
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(Instrumental)
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Should I choose a noble occupation?
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If I did, I'd only show up late and sick
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And they would stare at me with hatred
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Plus my only natural talent's wasted
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On my alcoholic friends
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My alcoholic friends
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The party never ends
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My alcoholic friends
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