Bathtub Gin Tab uke di Phish

C               Gm7
Brett is in the bathtub
Making soup for the ambassadors
 F               Cm7
And I am in the hallway
Singing to the troubadours
 C               Gm7
The kings are all lined up
Outside the gate
 F              Cm7
And the autumn bells are ringing
But they'll just have to wait
 D             C
Where is the joker?
Have you seen him around
               Bb          Ab
With his three coned cap
That he wears like a crown?
        Bb                    Ab
Have you seen his striped stockings
And heard his sad tale
         C                Gm7
About the kids under the carpet
And the purple humpbacked whales

  C              Gm7
Here come the ambassadors
They show up one by one
  F              Cm7
Brett is tasting all the soup
To see if it is done
  C              Gm7
Wendy's on the windowsill
Waiting to be let in
  F              Cm7
And we're all in the bathtub now
Making bathtub gin

     D                C
The kings storm the hallway
They've climbed up through the gate
      Bb                  Ab
They didn't mean to be impolite
But they just couldn't wait
      Bb              Ab  
Here comes the joker
With his silly grin
      C          Gm7
He carries a martini
Made of bathtub gin
      C          Gm7
Here comes the joker
We all must laugh
         F               Cm7
Cause we're all in this together
And we love to take a bath.

--->outtro