20th Century Schizofriendic Revengoid-man Tab uke di Of Montreal

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F#
I can't go to work today
                      A#m    A#   D#
'Cause I've forgotten how to human
            F#
I've chosen not to make revenge art anymore
             A#m   A#   D#
I'm cured of schizofriendia

    B                G#
I'd love to be the anxiety-free
B              A#
Happiness-man, man, that's not me

D#       G               B
Why does everything seem fake?
D#          G             Cm
Why does it all seem so unreal?
A#     D#      D          G#  Cm
Dissociative Disorder has got me
G            G#           A#  A#aug
Driving my baby's guitar insane

D#              C#
If everything's fake
D#         C#
I wanna be fake
D#                       A#                            D#
It's so lonely being the only one who thinks they're real

F#
Now it's my greatest joy
                        A#m      A#   D#
Making something "David Rock 'n' Roll"
     F#
He's definitely not some random singer
              A#m A#  D#
Or a slave of Mr. Duck

    B           G#
Rosier than Antonius Block
  B              A#
Realizing, "God, what a waste"

D#       G               B
Why does everything seem fake?
D#          G             Cm
Why does it all seem so unreal?
A#     D#      D          G#  Cm
Dissociative Disorder has got me
G            G#           A#  A#aug
Driving my baby's guitar insane

D#              C#
If everything's fake
D#         C#
I wanna be fake
D#                       A#                            D#
It's so lonely being the only one who thinks they're real

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F# A#m A# D#
F# A#m A# D#
B G# B A# D#

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Why does everything seem fake?

Why does it all seem so unreal?
A#     D#      D          G#  Cm
Dissociative Disorder has got me
G            G#           A#  A#aug
Driving my baby's guitar insane

D#       G             B
Why does everyone seem fake?
D#          G             Cm
Why does it all seem so unreal?
A#     D#      D          G#  Cm
Dissociative Disorder has got me
G            G#           A#  A#aug
Driving my baby's guitar insane

D#              C#
If everything's fake
D#         C#
I wanna be fake
D#                       A#                       D#
It's so lonely being the only one who's sort of real

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