Galaxy Song Tab uke di Monty Python

Gdim                   G
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
    Gdim                G
And things seem hard or tough
    Gdim                 G          E7 
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
        A7                         D7
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough

       G                  Gmaj7           G6            Gmaj7
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
      G6              G7               D7
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
      D9          D7               D               D9
Thats orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
  D7              D9                G     D7
A sun that is the source of all our power
    G                Gmaj7             G6                Gmaj7
The sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see
    E7                          Am
Are moving at a million miles a day
      C            Eb            G                 E7
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
     A7        D7             G
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way

    G      Gmaj7               G6              Gmaj7
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
       G6               G7                  D7
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side
   D9            D7             D                    D9
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick
           D7                 D9                   G     D7
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide
      G               Gmaj7              G6               Gmaj7
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point
       E7                              Am
We go 'round every two hundred million years
        C         Eb          G           E7
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
        A7          D7           G
In this amazing and expanding universe

Instrumental
G - Gmaj7 - G6 - Gmaj7

G6 - G7 - D7

D9 - D7 - D9 - D

D7 - D9 - G - D7

G - Gmaj7 - G6 - Gmaj7

E7 - Am

C - Eb - G - E7

A7 - D7 - G

    G        Gmaj7               G6            Gmaj7
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
   G6           G7              D7
In all of the directions it can whiz
   D9             D7      D                   D9
As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
       D9              D9                    G                 D7
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
   G                     Gmaj7          G6          Gmaj7
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
    E7                         Am
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
    C                 Eb               G                E7
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space
               A7         D7           G
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth