The Worlds Greatest Actor Tab uke di Milk in the Microwave

[Part 1]
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The world's greatest actor doesn't need a stage
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'Cause they're so good at their craft that nobody knows they're fake
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The fools had no clue the one they knew was just a fraud
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The master of pretending to be something that they're not
 
[Part 2]
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But as the years go by, the actor starts to change
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As day by day, they live their life like all the world's a stage
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Their true self-mutilated by their permanent new mask
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But by the time they realized, it was too late to turn back
 
[Part 3]
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The world's greatest actor despises their new form
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Through their practiced saccharine smiles, they got much more than they bargained for
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For as they turn back to their unsuspecting crowd
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They thank them for their patronage and take their final bow