The Science Of Selling Yourself Short Tab uke di Less Than Jake

F        Am      Dm   
I've come to my senses,
C
That I've become senseless,
F       Am       Dm         C  
I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships,
F       Am       Dm         C 
Every last conviction, I smoked them all away,
F       Am       Dm         C
I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way,
Dm   Am               Dm  
So I sit and wait and wonder,
C                          Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
            F                        C
Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems,



[Chorus:]
F    Dm    C
I'll sing along,

Yeah with every emergency,
F    Dm   C
Just sing along,

I'm the king of catastrophies,
Dm   F    C
I'm so far gone,
                        Dm         F       C     
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
                 F
I'm my own worst enemy


F       Am    Dm        C
I could be an expert on co-dependency,
F       Am    Dm        C
I could write the best book on underage tragedy,
F       Am    Dm        C
I've been spending my time at the local liquor store,
F       Am    Dm        C
I've been sleeping nightly on my best friends kitchen floor,
Dm   Am               Dm
So I sit and wait and wonder,
C                           Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
       F                 C
I'm so over-dosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy.



[Chorus]


F               Am
Let the meaning slip away
Dm               C    
Lost my faith in another day,
F               Am
Self deprication seems okay,
Dm                          C
I never thought I'd make it anyway



[Chorus]

I'm my own worst enemy [x5]