Transvestites Can Be Cannibals Too Tab uke di Harley Poe

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I hate the way that i look in my own clothes so I wear my wife's when i'm going to town
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You think it's gross when i'm wearing her pantyhose You call me sick and you call me a clown
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I think i may, i think i might have human tonight  Don't come to me because i'm coming to you
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I think i may, i think i might have you for a bite I'm gonna cook me up some he-man stew

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'Cause transvestites can be cannibals too and i'll feel better after i eat you
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'Cause i hate people when they're not polite if you end up on my table and it serves you right


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And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
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I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
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But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
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I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife


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I hate the popular people cause i ain't popular
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I'll hate these words tomorrow cause i'm bipolar
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It's ok to be different unless your all by yourself
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You think you're so fucking special but you're just like everyone else


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I just don't understand the reason why i sin
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Why can't i be a bigger man and walk away
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When you tear me down and make me feel like i'm worth nothing
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But then again i'm sure that you deserve what you'll be getting



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And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
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I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
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But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
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I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife


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So you don't like being tied up? Well, i don't like being mean
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You're so shallow-minded you think i'm only what you see
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Take me out of the herd and put out on display in front of your friends
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Not knowing this mistake will lead to your miserable end


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I'm rude, I'm ugly, And I'm everything you hate
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And I'm here, tonight, to put you on my plate
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I don't care for your opinion I don't want your point of view
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Tonight I'll have a feast with compliments to you


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And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes
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I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows
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But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife
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I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife