Bad Day Tab uke di Darwin Deez

Verse:

                | D                   | Bm7                 |E7       |
I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing
                |D                       |Bm7                |E7        |
And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang


Chorus:
       |G               |D                |G            |
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
       |G               |D                |G            |
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

                    |D                    |Bm7                     |E7    |
And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby
                    |D                    |Bm7                     |E7    |
And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why

Chorus:
       |G               |D                |G            |
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
       |G               |D                |G            |
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you


Bridge:
   |Bm7                    |A                         |B7       |
And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
   |Bm7                    |D                        |G    
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up 
           |G
your trash again

                |D                  |Bm7                  |E7        |
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
                |D                    |Bm7                       |E7     |
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny



|G               |D                |G            |
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
 (But I'm sorry if it ever is)      
|G               |D                |G            |
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
(But I'm sorry if it ever is) etc...