First Penis I Saw Tab uke di Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

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   I've thought about him for so long 
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Those memories are crystal clear 
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I was so young, he was so big and strong 
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I can't believe that he's right here 

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I was such an innocent girl, when we first met 
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He opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world 
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So how could I ever forget 
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The first penis I saw 

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And of all the penises I've seen 
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His had the biggest impact and by that what I mean is 
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It really made me drop my jaw 
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'Cause it was the very first penis I saw 

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  A few times before, I'd felt it through his pants 
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And just gently kinda rubbed it 
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But that night I decided to take a chance 
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I took it out, and he really seemed to love it 

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I didn't know what to do next 
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I didn't have that part planned 
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He said, "Let me show you some basic moves." 
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And then he took my hand 
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And taught me all about the 

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Not the dirtiest, also not the cleanest 
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In terms of penis, I was really the greenest 
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I was in total awe 
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Of the very first penis I saw 

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  I was so eager, I couldn't hide my keenness 
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Everything about it seemed quite ingenious 
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I couldn't find a single flaw 
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Very first penis I saw