Hi. (toxic Gossip Train) Tab uke di Colleen Ballinger

Schemi di pennata: D-U-U-UDU

[Intro]

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Hey.

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It's been awhile since you saw my face.

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I haven't been doing so great so it took a little break.

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so a lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true.

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doesn't matter if it's true though, just as long as it's entertaining to you. Right?

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You guys having fun?





[Chorus]
(pause)
All aboard! 

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The Toxic Gossip Train!

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Chuggin' down the tracks of misinformation.

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The Toxic Gossip Train!

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ya got a one way ticket to manipulation station.

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Toxic Gossip Train!

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Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past

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Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps. I won't survive in the crash, but hey.

At least you're havin' fun





[Spoken]
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Uh, hi everyone. 

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I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things.

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um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want so say,

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I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I want so say, so.

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Here I am. And, um, today I only want to talk about the facts.

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So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen. Here we go.

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Many years ago, I used to message my fans.

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uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest.

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It was more of a loser kind of way, where I was just trying to be ✨besties✨ with everybody.

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It's kinda like, uh, when you go to a family gathering, you know? and there's like a weird aunt 

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there, who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey girl! what's the tea?