Awkward Silence Tab uke di Colleen Ballinger

Intro:
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When you're hanging with a friend you don't see very much
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You know the kind
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You see them once every year for coffee or brunch
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And you struggle really hard to think of things to talk abo-out     Oooh
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So you talk about the weather, and pretend that you care
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When she said tried something new with her hair
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So you fake a smile but then the worst thing in the world happened  Oooh
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This awful thing also happens when you're in an Uber
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It's also very common when you're with strangers on an elevator
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So brace yourself because this awful thing is about to occur

*silence*

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It's awkward silence
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It's the worst thing in the world
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When you go to your friend's house and you're hanging with them
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And you're having lots of fun and then their parents come in
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But suddenly your friend decides to leave the room
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Oh no
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You small talk with the parents for a minute or two
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But that doesn't last long and you don't know what to do
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And you know what's coming next so you pray your friend will come back and save you
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Mmm
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This awful thing also happens when you're in an Uber
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It's also very common when you're with strangers on an elevator

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So brace yourself because this awful thing is about to occur

*silence*

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It's awkward silence
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I would rather have a hangnail
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I would rather date your mom
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I would rather get a papercut or lick a bathroom stall
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Anything is better than awkward silence
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I would rather watch Dawson`s Creek
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I would rather eat your poo
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I would rather not skip the ad on YouTube
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Anything is better than awkward silence
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I would rather step in ice cube puddles while wearing socks
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I would rather use my nails on a chalkboard instead of chalk
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Anything is better than awkward silence
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I would rather have diarrhea
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I would rather watch my parents hum
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I would rather listen to Nickelback or hang out with Trump

Actually, I don't think I'd rather do that one. No.
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Almost anything is better than awkward

*pause*

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Silence