Stupid Tab uke di Brendan Maclean

Intro: G G6 G G6
 
G                                     D

If you weren't so stupid I could have loved you
                      Am                       C

And if you weren't so stupid but you're pretty stupid
G                                       D 

And if you weren't so busy I could have loved you
                   Am                         C 

But you work in an office and you've got other offers
 
 
         G                                       D

Tell me, what is his name now? What is his name? I'm excited to hear the news
        Am                                           C

Tell me what is his name now? What does it say about you?
 
 
          G      D      Am                 C

But let's not be friends or else this will never end
      G      D           Am          C

Let's not be friends for sure, for sure
 
 
G                                        D

And if you weren't so ugly, I could have loved you.
                 Am                               C

It's something I tell myself when I'm down to get high, Lord
G                                    D 

If you made me a coffee I could have loved you.
                     Am                         C

And I'd make you hot chocolate and anything you wanted
 
 
         G                                                   D 

Tell me, who is invited? So xxxxing delighted to see all the boys, you see
         Am                                         C 

Tell me, why don't I fight it? What does it say about me?
 
 
          G      D      Am                 C

But let's not be friends or else this will never end
      G      D           Am          C

Let's not be friends for sure, for sure
 
 
     G    D           Am    C

We'd adopt, we'd have dogs
       G       D           Am  C

I have all the things he's got. But I'm not
 
 
         G          D  Am                  C

So let's stop - pretend that there'll be a happy end.
      G      D           Am        C 

Let's not be friends for sure, for sure.
    
 
 G    D           Am    C

We'd adopt, we'd have dogs
       G       D           Am  C

I have all the things he's got. But I'm not
 
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